• Possible reasons my dog made me take her out at 2am last night

    1. Had to pee. (Probable. She peed.)
    2. Had to poop (Unlikely. Did not poop.)
    3. Poltergeists (Unlikely. Not real.)
    4. Aliens (Deserves further study.)
    5. The constantly barking dogs of the MacArthur Genius Grant-winning avant-jazz musician who lives across the street woke her up. (Highly possible.)
    6. Free-floating ennui. (Unlikely. Dog is happy.)
    7. TARDIS appearance. (Unlikely. Fictional.)
    8. Spite. (No. Dog loves us.)

    Sep
    18
    2011
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    1. Had to pee. (Probable. She peed.) 2. Had to poop (Unlikely. Did not poop.) 3. Poltergeists (Unlikely. Not real.) 4....
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